talk-to-tennant

talk-to-tennant:

//OKAY BUT NO LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO HUNTSMEN SPIDERS OKAY BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY’RE ONLY AUSTRALIAN THINGS??

HUNTSMEN SPIDERS ARE THE SIZE OF YOUR HAND 
AND THEY ARE MASSIVE

AND THEY HAVE A HABIT OF CRAWLING ONTO THE CEILING ABOVE YOU AND FLIPPIN’ DROPPING ONTO YOUR HEAD OKAY IT’S TERRIFYING AND THEY HANG OUT IN CORNERS AND IN  SUN VISORS IN CARS AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYWHERE AND IF YOU CUT OFF ONE OF THEIR LEGS ACCIDENTALLY WHILE YOU’RE TRYING TO CATCH IT THE LEG TWITCHES FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES 

AND THEY’RE NOT EVEN DANGEROUSTHEY EAT FLIES AND OTHER SPIDERS THAT CANACTUALLY DO A GOOD DEAL OF DAMAGE IF THEY BITE YOU BUT HUNTSMEN JUST HURT, THEY’RE NOT VENOMOUS 

AND THEY HARDLY EVER HAVE WEBS I HAVEN’T EVER SEEN A HUNTSMAN’S WEB

AND THEY EAT MOTHS 
OKAY 
THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THEM IS GETTING TO SEE FOREIGNERS REACT TO THEM 
now you know thanks for listening